A fifth grade teacher in a
Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see
if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.
Credits to Roy Johnston #3803
Here are some of the results: scroll down.
God is like.
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.
God is like.
a FORD
He's got a better idea.
God is like.
COKE
He's the real thing.
(This is great)
God is like.
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.
God is like.
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
God is like.
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.
God is like.
SEARS
He has everything.
God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him
God is like.
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
God is like.
DELTA
He's ready when you are.
God is like.
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.
God is like.
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like.
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
(that one is my favorite)
God is like.
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His
appointed destination.
God is like.
Chevrolet. . .the heart beat of America
God is like
Maxwell House. . .
Good to the very last drop
God is like.
Bounty. . .
He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. . .and
He won't fall apart on you
Military base Bumper- stickers
Credits to Stu Hayter #3419
“Army Rangers – Certified Counselors to the 72
Virgins Dating Club.”
“U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be
Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Paratroopers Smile Back”
“Army Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For
their Country Since 1775"
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The
Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar
Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gunfire Support”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
Walter Wasielewski #3565
I used to eat a lot of natural
foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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